be happy, stay perfect, love life, no ragrets

lets long board and make out

fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

(via 50shadezofcarter)

  • straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
  • straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
  • straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
  • gay couple: *holds hands in public*
  • straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

neptunain:

reblog if you miss someone or are illicitly running a pelican breeding ring out of your aunt’s garage

(via asian)

That’s always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they’re pretty. It’s like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.

John GreenPaper Towns (via feellng)

humansofnewyork:

"I’ve been a professor of marine biology for 64 years."
“So with all that you’ve learned about the ocean during that time, what amazes you the most?”
“It’s huge.”

(Odessa, Ukraine)

humansofnewyork:

"I’ve been a professor of marine biology for 64 years."
“So with all that you’ve learned about the ocean during that time, what amazes you the most?”
“It’s huge.”

(Odessa, Ukraine)

(via musiic-is-lifee)

centifolias:

take me to an art museum and stroke my hair and tell me im the prettiest thing in the room

(via ugly)

sammywilks:

I get so butt hurt when people tell me they don’t like shawn

gaydtr:

[takes 4 shots of whiskey before 11 am] The world IS a beautiful place and I AM no longer afraid to die

(via famousest)